Marshall and I have been together 15 years, and the only debate we’ve had about Tommy Boy is whether it’s awesome or super awesome.
Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.
Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?
Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!
Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.
Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous
Psychology: Best not.
Physics: ????????? How??????
Zoology: In zoology, science licks you.
Anthropology: Maybe ask first.
Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN
Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.
Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious
Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working
Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT
Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.
Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets
Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it
Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not
Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater
Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it
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I was okay with being alone.
Then you came and showed me how much more life has to offer.
And now I’m here, all by myself again, actually feeling lonely.
That awkward moment when your language has the same word for “leave” and “piece of paper” (by the way it’s “Blatt”)
#justgermanthings
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I forgot how annoying it can be to have a crush on someone. It’s like having that one friend, who can’t shut up about her boyfriend, in your own head. And it’s you. And he is not really your boyfriend. Yet. What.
When your parents say where you have been the past evening ‘cause they were stalking you and you’re like:
